Quotes from the Show #2

Occam's Razor: The simplest explanation is almost always that somebody screwed up.
--House to his team
-- (1.2 Occam's Razor)


House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Cameron: No, it's Christmas and I - I - thought . . .
--House and Cameron, on House discovering a bowl of candy canes.
-- (1.4 Damned If You Do)


There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries every twenty feet between love and hate.
--House to Wilson, after the latter suggested House had a thing for Cuddy
-- (1.2 Occam's Razor)


I have a cane and I know how to use it.
--House
-- (1.5 Socratic Method)


You have a parasite . . . . Many women embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites . . . . It has your eyes.
--House, informing a clinic patient that she was pregnant.
-- (1.6 Fidelity)


Margo: Who are you?
House: I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. You're the mom who's letting him die. Clarification, it's a beautiful thing.
--House, trying to get Margo Davis to allow her son to get treatment.
-- (1.7 Poison)